Warehouse Jokes

I work in a warehouse. I had no idea warehouse jokes existed until I Googled “warehouse jokes” out of curiosity and boredom. There weren’t many and some of them are terrible. Here are the best of what I found.

Where do werewolves live?

Warehouses

What do you call a pleasant manufacturing warehouse?

A satis-factory.

Did you hear about the fire at the Designer Shoe Warehouse?

Countless soles were lost.

A few policemen were chasing a thief on the run.

The thief ran into a deserted warehouse and the police followed him there.

After searching the entire warehouse police could not find the thief and there were no other exits. In frustration, police officer kicked one of the boxes and cat started to meow from inside. Officer kicked another box and dog started to bark from inside. Officer kicked one more box but no sound came this time. Officer kicked harder but still nothing. Officer kicked one more time and the thief blurted loudly from inside the box ,“This box has potatoes idiots. Potatoes do not speak “.

I went to my dad’s mirror warehouse

Upon further reflection i decided to leave.

I went to a car show where people were allowed to touch all the cars in the huge warehouse…

It was wall-to-wall car petting.

My wife mentioned there was a produce warehouse on fire near downtown.

I said, “Well, guess they didn’t stock enough watermelon.” She refuses to talk to me now…

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Have you seen the movie about a guy locked in a trampoline warehouse?

I can’t say much for the direction of the plot; it just goes up and down and up and down

Two guys are standing in an empty warehouse at night, looking around

One of them turns to the other one and says, “You know, maybe we should start talkIng about Fight Club.”

Warehouse workers’ favorite sport?

Boxing.

Sign on discount warehouse near a retirement community:

Shop till you drop!

Two businessmen meet up. One says to the other, “So sorry to hear about the warehouse fire.”

He replies, “Shush! That’s tomorrow.”

Two mice in a movie studio warehouse

Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing.

“What did you find?” he asks.

“I’m not sure, it looks like a piece of film from an old movie. Let me see…ah, yes – it’s from ‘Gone with the Wind'”.

“And how is it?”

“It’s okay. The book was better.”

Three men are at a beach-side resort in the Caribbean…

… and they soon begin to discuss their lives and how they came to be there.

The first man says, “I use to run a successful business in the Mid West. One day unfortunately there was a huge fire and my entire warehouse burned to the ground. I collected the insurance on it and decided to move here.”

The other two nod, slightly sympathetically.

The second man says, “Similar story here. I used to run a jewellery store back in LA, but unfortunately one night there was a massive break in. I collected the insurance that I had on the jewellery and moved down here to settle.”

They look at the third guy. He says, “I used to run a small fishing business on the East Coast. Last year unfortunately the entire thing was ruined by a hurricane. I collected my insurance and moved here.”

The first two guys look at each other for a minute. Finally, one says, “How do you start a hurricane?”

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